An organization calling itself “The Authors Guild” recently contacted the DuroSport Corporation regarding our new Smell of Books™ products. We have forwarded the communication to our attorneys for review. Please see the DuroSport Insider blog for full details and a commentary from Nero Tarlev. Statement from “The Authors Guild”: To whom it may concern: The …
Earlier today, I was very excited to announce our new Smell of Books product, but now it seems that we have a small problem. An organization calling itself “The Authors Guild” has just sent DuroSport a threatening letter. I believe that this so-called guild is some kind of government department that oversees the bohemians who …
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The DuroSport Corporation is proud to announce the immediate worldwide availability of Smell of Books™, a new aerosol-based e-book enhancer. The Smell of Books™ is compatible with all e-book reading devices and e-book formats. Blogger Nero Tarlev has the complete story on the making of Smell of Books™ on the DuroSport Insider blog. To learn …
Some of our older customers will remember that many years ago, DuroSport created special software for reading electronic books on the Tandy computer system. Our book reader was revolutionary at the time, as are all of the things we do here at DuroSport. Unfortunately, we discontinued the product because everyone in the world was moving …
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I am happy to report that the Stimulus Package has finally arrived, and things are looking much better here at DuroSport. With the help of our friends in China, we have recently received substantial investment capital. As a result, the DuroSport Corporation can now move forward with business as usual. We already see many changes …
I am very sad to report that the DuroStore in the Second Life was the scene of a huge explosion yesterday. Apparently, our deuterium-tritium charging station overheated and blew up. Naturally, there was a BIG fire. The building was totally engulfed in flames and is a complete and total loss. I cannot tell you how …
As you may have heard, there are problems in the World. There is some Global Financial Crisis (not my fault), and the market is in the crater. As a result, we have to make many hard decisions about the future of DuroSport. Earlier this week, I attended an emergency meeting of the DuroSport Board of …
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Christmas is right around the corner, and I am sorry to say that there is almost no chance that our Pütz media player will be released in time for the holiday. It breaks my heart to admit this, but it is the sad reality of our situation. Please start preparing your children now. There will …
The DuroSport Electronics Company would like to retract its previous announcement of an impending deal to sell products through Best Buy. After a high-profile squabble in Second Life and on the DuroSport Insider Blog with members of the Best Buy’s Geek Squad, the company has decided to prohibit sales of its products at Best Buy. …
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