As you know, Caitlyn, our new change manager, is working on DuroSport’s AI transition. As part of her job, she is “reimagining our organizational hierarchy to better align with our AI-centric future.” Last week, Caitlyn presented our board of directors with a proposed company-wide “reorg” (consultant-speak for a reorganization). Her proposal was approved and “fast-tracked” …
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! Here’s another DuroSport Insider exclusive. I just got off a Zoom meeting with the Home Office, and they are very impressed with Caitlyn. They are so impressed that she is no longer the Roaming Assistant. No, they did not fire her. They promoted her to Change Manager (whatever that is). The Boss …
We are ready to reveal more information about our homegrown machine-learning technology. The foundation of our AI model was cooked up by our genius mathematicians from Moldova State University (go USM Badgers!). We have come up with an entirely new approach to machine learning that will change the future of AI (and the world). I …
Many readers have told me they miss the old DuroSport Insider format. They want to hear more about the happenings behind the scenes at one of the most innovative technology companies on the planet. To honor these requests, I will share some of the backstory behind Caitlyn’s recent blog post. I hope you make some …
The Prism DuroSport 6000 is an impressive digital audio player that has remained virtually unchanged for fifteen years. And yet, it is still the best-selling portable media player in Second Life. Nevertheless, I believe there is room for improvement in this beloved product. While the Prism 6000 provides an interesting user experience, integrating Artificial Intelligence …
You are probably getting tired of all of my big announcements. I am sorry, but you will have to get used to them. DuroSport is on a roll, and today’s announcement is the biggest of the year. Our hiring freeze is over! We are celebrating by hiring our first new employee in ten years! This …
In my last post, I promised to reveal how we’re turning things around here at DuroSport. Today, I will explain how we plan to overcome almost certain bankruptcy and return the company to its former glory. We are changing our business model to better compete with all of the new tech companies that are taking …
It has been over a decade since I addressed DuroSport fans on this blog. Are you still there? If so, I know you will be surprised to see this post pop up in your RSS feed. You still use an RSS reader, don’t you? I know some of you have moved on to “twitter.” How …
The problems never seem to stop around here. I am sorry to report that we must temporarily remove our new Smell of Books product from the market. I want everyone to understand that this has NOTHING to do with those ridiculous claims being made by the bohemians at “The Authors Guild.” We have just learned …
