The DuroSport Electronics company would like to take this time to publicly apologize to Scarlett Johansson and Tom Waits for a recent posting on our insider blog that suggested that our soon-to-be released cutting-edge next-generation Universal Media Device, The Pütz Durosport, will come pre-loaded with the world premiere exclusive of the Scarlett Johansson Sings Tom Waits album.
Apparently, Vladimir Concescu, our Chief Product Engineer, had been contacted via his MySpace page by people claiming to represent Mr. Waits and Ms. Johansson. The exchanges that he had with these people led him to believe that the both Mr. Waits and Ms. Johansson were avid users of the Prism DuroSport 6000, and would be honored to have the world debut of this album on our soon-to-be released cutting-edge next-generation Universal Media Device.
After consultation with lawyers for both performers, it was determined that this was not the case. Apparently, the people that Mr. Concescu met via MySpace were pranksters or con artists, and had no connection to either Ms. Johansson or Mr. Waits. When contacted, Mr. Concescu said “I am saddening by this incident, and am apologize very much.”
The DuroSport Electronics Company regrets the error.
