The DuroSport Electronics Company would like to announce that we are very close to closing a deal with Best Buy, a consumer electronics chain based in Richfield, Minnesota. According to Tripoli Parsectiv, DuroSport’s chief lawyer, this deal would mark the first time DuroSport Electronics products would be for sale through a U.S.-based mass-market retailer. “For […]
The DuroSport Electronics Company, makers of the famous Prism DuroSport 6000 and the soon-to-be-famous Pütz DuroSport is very proud to announce that it has been chosen to be part of a “2006 Best” list by the website, RockCritics.com. In their entry about our company, the site extolled such advanced technological DuroSport innovations as the iTunes […]
The DuroSport Electronics Company announces the immediate recall of our Auto Adapter accessory. Apparently, there have been reports that the Auto Adapter — which uses exclusive DuroSport proprietary technology to leverage your automobile’s internal electronics to play DuroTunes through your car stereo — will cause random and unforeseen opening and closing of electronic garage door […]
The DuroSport Electronics company would like to take this time to publicly apologize to Scarlett Johansson and Tom Waits for a recent posting on our insider blog that suggested that our soon-to-be released cutting-edge next-generation Universal Media Device, The Pütz Durosport, will come pre-loaded with the world premiere exclusive of the Scarlett Johansson Sings Tom […]
It has come to our attention that a small number of customers have experienced problems with Prism DuroSport t-shirts purchased from our online store. While we believe that most of our t-shirts are not defective, on the advice of our legal counsel, we are issuing a recall for all shirts sold during July 2006. Two […]
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes at the DuroSport company? Now you can find out by reading the new Prism DuroSport Insider Blog. Insider Nero Tarlev (our founder’s great nephew) will keep you posted on all of the latest DuroSport product information, as well as provide you with a unique perspective on what […]
The DuroSport company is pleased to announce our newest upcoming product: the DuroSport VideoTron. The VideoTron is a portable video player that plays portable videos on the biggest possible video player, your TV. According to Vladimir Concescu, DuroSport’s Chief Product Engineer, the desire was to marry portable video portability with the largest possible screen. “I […]
Ever since the brutal recent review of the Prism DuroSport 6000 from the idiots at Medialoper, and an equally vicious review of our accessories, we have had an alarming amount of customers fill out our RMA form asking to return their Prism DuroSport 6000. While we will of course honor any and all product return requests […]
We regret to inform our loyal customers that the highly anticipated review of the new Prism 6000, which appears in Medialoper today, is full of inaccuracies and misleading information. We urge you to ignore the review and spend the day listening to your Prism DuroSport. The DuroSport support staff has worked diligently over the past […]
DuroSport Electronics urges iPod users to switch to the Prism DuroSport digital audio player. The company’s new iTunes Compatibility Kit makes the switch painless by allowing consumers to easily convert an entire library of iTunes music to more widely compatible audio formats. The new Prism DuroSport 6000 offers many advantages over the iPod, including: Faster […]