DuroSport Urges Customers To Ignore Medialoper Review

We regret to inform our loyal customers that the highly anticipated review of the new Prism 6000, which appears in Medialoper today, is full of inaccuracies and misleading information. We urge you to ignore the review and spend the day listening to your Prism DuroSport.

The DuroSport support staff has worked diligently over the past several months to assist the Medialoper review team in understanding the advanced features of the Prism DuroSport 6000. Unfortunately, it is clear from the review that the staffers of the Medialoper Review Labs must have some sort of learning disability.  If ever there was an instance of user error, this is it.  Over and over again. If anything, the fact that these retards had so much trouble with the Prism DuroSport stands as proof of how far ahead of its time it really is.

If all of this weren’t bad enough, the Medialoper team has attempted to return their Prism DuroSport 6000 without first completing an RMA form.

Needless to say, we are consulting our legal advisors and will be taking appropriate action shortly to best respond to this scurrilous and defamatory attack on our flagship product.