We understand that a small number of disgruntled customers are participating in a so-called “class action lawsuit” regarding an alleged “health hazard” that may result from our new battery technology.
We want to assure our good customers (those not suing us) that these charges are completely false. There is almost no danger involved in using the new Deuterium-Tritium batteries. The odds are infinitesimally small that these batteries would harm anyone. We think you’ll agree that the benefits of the prolonged battery life far outweigh the laughably small risk that is almost not worth mentioning.
Also, please be advised that our legal counsel has recommended that we file a counter-class action lawsuit against those litigation-happy consumers who are attempting to extort money from the DuroSport company.