Bloggers Wanted: Please Come to Moldova!

It is hard not to notice all of the attention Microsoft’s entirely derivative Zune player has received over the past week. It seems like every website I visit is “Zune this” and “Zune that.” To make matters worse, the Zune was even on Ellen this week, completely ruining my enjoyment of one of my favorite programs (I used to love Ellen, but now I am beginning to wonder about her).

DuroSport corporate is not happy with all of this Zune media coverage. Our Pütz came first and has most of the same features and the best implementation of those features (detailed analysis to follow very soon). So, why is it that only the otherwise mediocre and iPod-loving MacNN has mentioned the Pütz???

I suspect it may have something to do with the blogger junket that Microsoft sponsored earlier this month. Did you think all of those music bloggers just suddenly decided to write about Zune on the same day? What are the chances of that happening? Somewhere between zero and none!

The worst part about all of this? It has caused us to have so many extra meetings. These meetings have nothing to do with finishing our great Pütz product. Meetings take up so much extra time when I’m already falling behind on my blogging and the MySpace!

Regardless, after all of these extra meetings, we now have a plan. DuroSport Corporate has authorized me to make a special offer to bloggers. Here it is:

We invite you to a special blogger day in Moldova for a free preview of our new Pütz technology. We are anxious to have you write about our revolutionary product on your very own blogs. If you write for a music, technology, or entertainment blog and are interested in participating, please contact me by email at AskPutz(at)PrismDuroSport.com. Explain who you are and why you would like to participate.

The fine print (that’s what Legal calls it): While the preview of our new technology is free, we cannot provide transportation, accommodations, or meals. There will be no snacks either. However, unlike some other companies, we take great pains not to violate your journalistic integrity! This way, you feel obligated to write whatever nice things you want to about the Pütz. We will also help you complete your articles by providing free fact-checking of your stories before publication.

There are a limited number of places available. So hurry and contact me today.

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