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  • DuroSport to Explore Suing Medialoper for “Defamation of Products”

    The DuroSport Electronics Company has announced the formation of an exploratory committee to explore the feasibility of suing the website, Medialoper, for “Defamation of Products.” “Ever since their negative review of the Prism DuroSport 6000 last year, the Medialoper site has embarked on a systematic campaign of harassment and defamation of our company, our products […]

  • DuroSport Set To Sell Products Through Best Buy

    The DuroSport Electronics Company would like to announce that we are very close to closing a deal with Best Buy, a consumer electronics chain based in Richfield, Minnesota. According to Tripoli Parsectiv, DuroSport’s chief lawyer, this deal would mark the first time DuroSport Electronics products would be for sale through an U.S. based mass-market retailer. […]

  • DuroSport Picked as “2006 Best” by Rock Critics

    The DuroSport Electronics Company, makers of the famous Prism DuroSport 6000 and the soon-to-be famous Pütz DuroSport, is very proud to announce that it has been chosen to be part of a “2006 Best” list by the website, RockCritics.com. In their entry about our company, the site extolled such advanced technological DuroSport innovations as the […]

  • DuroSport Announces Auto Adapter Recall

    The DuroSport Electronics Company announces the immediate recall of our Auto Adapter accessory. Apparently, there have been reports that the Auto Adapter — which uses exclusive DuroSport proprietary technology to leverage your automobile’s internal electronics to play DuroTunes through your car stereo — will cause random and unforeseen opening and closing of electronic garage door […]

  • Pütz DuroSport Will Not Have Exclusive Scarlett Johansson Content

    The DuroSport Electronics company would like to take this time to publicly apologize to Scarlett Johansson and Tom Waits for a recent posting on our insider blog that suggested that our soon-to-be released cutting-edge next-generation Universal Media Device, The Pütz Durosport, will come pre-loaded with the world premiere exclusive of the Scarlett Johansson Sings Tom […]

  • DuroSport Announces Portable Video Player For Your TV!

    The DuroSport company is pleased to announce our newest upcoming product: the DuroSport VideoTron. The VideoTron is a portable video player that plays portable videos on the biggest possible video player, your TV. According to Vladimir Concescu, DuroSport’s Chief Product Engineer, the desire was to marry portable video portability with the largest possible screen. “I […]

  • DuroSport Asks Customers: Please Don’t Return Your Prism 6000s

    Ever since the brutal recent review of the Prism DuroSport 6000 from the idiots at Medialoper, and an equally vicious review of our accessories, we have had an alarming amount of customers fill out our RMA form asking to return their Prism DuroSport 6000.  While we will of course honor any and all product return requests […]

  • Prism DuroSport 6000 To Get First Major Review by Medialoper

    DuroSport Electronics wishes to annouce that our new flagship product — the Prism DuroSport 6000 — will be getting it’s first major review this week. Medialoper, an online journal of digital entertainment technology, has been in touch with our Chief Product Engineer, Vladimir Concescu, over the past few weeks clarifying various aspects of the Prism’s […]

  • DuroSport Announces Products Recalls

    While DuroSport Electronics is devoted to producing consumer electronic devices of the highest quality, occasionally there are minor problems which necessitate a recall. After discussing the issues below with our legal council we have decided to issue a recall for the following products. If you own one or more of these devices please use our […]

  • DuroSport Electronics Seeks CFO

    DuroSport Electronics seeks a Chief Financial Officer to work in our World Headquarters in Moldova. DuroSport Electronics is an emerging high tech company with market leading consumer electronics products. DuroSport is currently seeking a replacement for our interim CFO. This is a unique opportunity to help reshape the corporate culture of our finance department. You […]