DuroSport Asks Customers: Please Don’t Return Your Prism 6000s

Ever since the brutal recent review of the Prism DuroSport 6000 from the idiots at Medialoper, and an equally vicious review of our accessories, we have had an alarming amount of customers fill out our RMA form asking to return their Prism DuroSport 6000. 

While we will of course honor any and all product return requests with our usual unprecedented brand of customer service, we would like to say once again that our products are mostly not dangerous.  What is totally dangerous is the panic that could be spread by these totally actionable rumours started and perpetrated by that lie factory masquarading as a website.

Vladimir Concescu, DuroSport’s Chief Product Engineer, has this message:  “Loyal customer base, I can only ask this: please don’t fall prey to any type of panic feelings that you might be feeling. If you return your Prism DuroSport 6000s, the Medialopers win. We are going to do everything in our power to squash this review, and therefore, in a short time you will feel better.”

We further urge customers to acquaint themselves with the safety of our products by reading our Frequently Asked FAQs, which addresses these issues, as well as several others.

As always, we appreciate your continued support during this time.